Aug 5, 2011

Awkward Situation

You those know those awkward situations, the kind of where you say something and instantly regret it?
I had one like those yesterday. Basically, I was sitting in a park with a few friends (a friend of mine, my girlfriend, 2 friends of hers and 2 chicks I did not know personally before) spending the time smoking, talking and drinking beer and wine (sounds sophisticated, huh?).

Anyways, after some drinks we somehow got to the topic of pedophilia - don't ask how we got there, a lot of alcohol was involved. Anyways, I pointed out that about 100 years ago, homosexuality was considered a crime and Gay People were executed and imprisoned for their sexual orientation. So I got to the conclusion that maybe 100 years from now, Pedos will be accepted in our society (I just want to point out right now that this is in no way what I would like to see, IMHO those sick f*cks can spend the rest of their lives in prison). Anyways, as soon as I said it, the 2 chicks I didn't know started talking things like "but homosexuals are still being oppressed in todays society" and "pedophilia is completely different from homosexuality", which I partly agree with, but later on it turned out that both those girls were lesbians.
Yeah, at that moment I was like "Oh Sh*t!" and must have looked really stupid.

So, do you guys have any awkward moments, other than comparing homosexuals to pedos while 2 activist lesbians are listening?

Feel free to write a comment.

11 comments:

  1. yeah, i had something just like that!

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  2. I say dumb crap all the time, the secret is not to care!
    Long live the dinosaurs!!!

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  3. Yeah, that awkward moment when you say fag in front of a over-sensitive homosex and they give you that look that says '*scoff* I can't believe you said that..'

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  4. I too say a lot of dumb shit, and the best solution really is to not care. Thinking before you speak is pointless and boring, and what you said has been said several times before, those chicks were just looking for a reason to be offended. Don't let it bother ya. At least you didn't say "Anal sex hurts" at work, and point out that there is an Edward Cullen dildo that sparkles. THAT'S awwwwwwwkkkwarrrrrd. Fun though, very fun.

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  5. First of all. You should been more concerned that htey thought that you were a pedofile.

    Sendondly, since they were lesbians, you could've said what ever. It's not like you're going to sleep with them, so who cares.

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  6. I have about six of those moments every day... sigh.

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  7. Haha Louis CK did a bit involving this subject. He said 'maybe pedophiles wouldn't kill the kids after they fuck them if we just accepted it as an okay part of society." So hilarious

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  8. who cares, we all say dumb stuff

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  9. pffft that's nothing.
    my (now ex) girlfriend was sick and I called her up to check on her, her mom answered and said that she was feeling bad in bed I (without thinking) said:"That's odd, usually she feels good in bed. Get it?"... and then I realized who I was talking to, her mom did not find it funny.

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  10. Ohohoho, that's pretty bad. I generally avoid saying a lot and mostly listen until I know a person well enough.

    And then I purposely try and make things as awkward as possible for my own amusement. :P

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