Let me tell you, living in Germany is a god damn mess. And it's not because you are always indirectly responsible for causing both World Wars, or because all of my hard-earned tax money wanders straight into the greek debt or israelian submarines. No, it's because of the god-damn weather.
FFS, it's supposed to be SUMMER over here and all I can see is that it has been raining for the last 2 weeks and that it's 12° Celsius outside.
Seriously, if this BS doesn't change within the next 3 weeks I will seriously consider just leaving the god damn country.