Apr 17, 2011

What if

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

17 comments:

  1. I would go and get someone that would suck on my chest so I hickey marks,

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  2. I think i'd be pretty disturbed, but a little thankful to.

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  3. That put a horrible image in my mind :(

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  4. I'd be sort of thankful towards my dad... In an odd way.

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  5. I'd miss them, I quite like my nipples

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  6. if my nipples were gone i'd go check if i had some leftover pepperoni pizza and replace them with the peperonnis

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  7. I would cry and then i would drink a coke while walking into the sunset!

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  8. That would be weird if I woke up without nipples. What would I rub?

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  9. I remember hearing that before, good quote though!

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  10. it is interesting idea.

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  11. Thats what I like about this blog. Your not afraid to ask the hard questions. a3

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  12. I would obviously outsource the job to a reputable company.

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  13. I would prefer this NOT happen to me!

    Good post though, will follow for more :)

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  14. who told you!

    it was supposed to be secret...

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  15. I would probably try to get really rich and have someone do it for me. I would hate to have to do that myself every day.

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